You Know Youre a True Fan When...

[Vesuveus]

When I log out of games now I say something similar, but I say "I'm jacking".... I got banned from a "guild" for that till I explained what it mean't....

That's a good one!

I got an extensive eye exam yesterday. All I could think when he was moving my eyes around with the blunt metal object was that I'm going to need someone to remove the bug this agent is planting in my eye...

Then I felt like a redpill wearing sunglasses on a gloomy day.