Good call

[Sixxth]

I feel like a child of divorced parents

You know what, that is the perfect allegory for what it feels like to any outside of the sewing circle...

...and now we're forced to choose which parent we're supposed to live with and which to spend the weekend/summer's with.

Who has a bigger house? Which one will be cool and let me stay up past my bedtime? Which one will let me get a cellphone with unlimited anytime minutes? Is it my fault you guys are getting a divorce?

No billy, it's not your fault...okay, it's a little bit your fault.

I hate this place.

/tantrum
/cry
/runtoroom
/slamdoor

This is what I meant. I'm all like "was this my fault somehow?".

I dont understand why you guys can't just stay together for the EMU!?

j/k , but it is what it feels like.

Having two separate places to live means double Christmas's

I admire your ability to see the silver lining in this Trinity


**EDIT***

Thanks Morph, I feel a little better.