Good call

[Noxton]

I feel like a child of divorced parents

You know what, that is the perfect allegory for what it feels like to any outside of the sewing circle...

...and now we're forced to choose which parent we're supposed to live with and which to spend the weekend/summer's with.

Who has a bigger house? Which one will be cool and let me stay up past my bedtime? Which one will let me get a cellphone with unlimited anytime minutes? Is it my fault you guys are getting a divorce?

No billy, it's not your fault...okay, it's a little bit your fault.

I hate this place.

/tantrum
/cry
/runtoroom
/slamdoor

"You come out of your room this instant, young man!"
*Billy comes out*
"You're grounded. Go in your room and don't come out until October!"